750 Heidelberg Rd, Alphington VIC 3078
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Royal Roses at 750 Heidelberg Road, Alphington is a busy main-road shop with a rotating roster of Chinese and Thai therapists, standard pricing, and a mix of vigorous Thai massage plus extras that range from business-like to genuinely engaging. Read real reviews on The Naked Truth.
Communication and customer interaction
English quality varies widely: some therapists have good conversation, others are very limited.
Interaction can be friendly and chatty, or more transactional and perfunctory.
Extras are usually discussed mid-session, after the massage phase.
Some therapists are clear about boundaries, others more flexible.
Location, access, and discretion
Located on busy Heidelberg Road, entry is not very discreet.
Evening visits are recommended for easier parking and less foot traffic.
One review mentions a discrete side door used for exit.
Overall discretion is low due to the main-road location.
Venue presentation and cleanliness
Rooms are warm, dark, and basic with one table light.
Some rooms have paper sheets on the table.
Ceiling-mounted handles are used for back-walking massage.
Cleanliness is acceptable, with hot towels and wet wipes used for cleanup.
Facilities and amenities
Private rooms with massage tables and ceiling handles.
Buckets of warm water, towels, and wipes provided.
No showers or spa facilities mentioned.
Amenities suit a standard suburban massage shop.
Therapists
Mostly Chinese, some Thai, ranging from 20s to late 30s/40s.
Some are students or short-term workers, others more established.
Presentation ranges from plain to attractive, with some notable features.
Service offering and style
Massage style is often vigorous Thai, with elbows, knees, and back-walking.
Teasing ranges from subtle and unique to more direct and obvious.
Extras follow standard pricing: HJ up to FS, with some negotiation.
Style can feel business-like or more engaged depending on the therapist.
Pricing structure
Standard massage pricing: 30 minutes $50, 45 minutes $70, 60 minutes $80.
Extras typically $50 for HJ, $150 for BJ, $150 for FS, up to $200 in some cases.
Some sessions negotiated on the spot for a total price.
Card and cash both accepted, with cash for extras.
Session flow and timing
Sessions usually start quickly after payment and undressing.
Massage often takes up a good portion before extras are discussed.
Flow is generally smooth, with minimal interruptions.
Overall customer experience
Mixed experiences: some sessions are business-like, others engaging and good value.
Massage quality is often strong, especially for Thai-style deep work.
Extras can feel routine or perfunctory, but some are more enjoyable.
Worth returning for the right therapist, especially if you like vigorous Thai massage.
Quotes
"Vigorous massage with elbows and knees, really gives you the once over."
"Unique teasing during the massage, fascinating and quite enjoyable."
"Good service and good value for money despite average look."
"Extras were a bit business-like, too routine for my taste."
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