4/100 Gladesville Blvd, Patterson Lakes VIC 3197
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Patterson Lakes Thai Massage at 4/100 Gladesville Boulevard, Patterson Lakes is a quiet, curtain-divided venue with Thai therapists, standard cartel-style extras, and a mix of solid deep-tissue massage plus rushed or engaging finish depending on who you see. Read real reviews on The Naked Truth.
Communication and customer interaction
English ranges from non-existent to very chatty and friendly.
Some therapists are warm and giggly, others more rushed or detached.
Extras are usually discussed mid-session, often with clear pricing.
A few therapists are open to negotiation, others stick to set prices.
Location, access, and discretion
Located under a red pin in a hidden overflow carpark behind the main shopping area.
Entry is up a wide staircase, around a corner, with signs guiding you.
The venue is almost entirely hidden from view, adding to discretion.
Easy to miss on first visit, but once found, access is straightforward.
Venue presentation and cleanliness
Rooms are divided by thick curtains, not full walls.
Setup is communal, with piano music and noises from adjacent rooms.
Warm, and clean with fresh towels.
Cleanliness is acceptable, though the venue feels a bit squishy.
Facilities and amenities
Private cubicles and baskets for gear.
Towels, oil, and hot towels for cleanup are provided.
No showers or spa facilities mentioned.
Amenities suit a budget to mid-range Thai massage shop.
Therapists
Predominantly Thai, ranging from 30 to mid-50s.
Some are trained in deep tissue and stretching, others less so.
Presentation ranges from plain and forgettable to pretty and friendly.
Service offering and style
Massage quality is often strong, with deep tissue and stretching.
Some therapists employ walking-on-back techniques and inner-thigh teasing.
Extras typically follow cartel pricing.
Style can be rushed or engaging, depending on the therapist.
Pricing structure
Massage pricing is $60 for 30 minutes, $75 for 45 minutes, $90 for 60 minutes.
Extras commonly $50 for HJ, $100 for NHJ.
Some sessions negotiated on the spot for a total price.
Cash is preferred, with card also accepted.
Session flow and timing
Sessions often start after a short wait.
Massage usually takes up a good portion before extras are discussed.
Some sessions feel rushed at the end.
Flow is generally smooth, though noise from adjacent rooms can be distracting.
Overall customer experience
Mixed to positive, depending heavily on the therapist.
Strong massage quality is a consistent highlight.
Extras can feel rushed or engaging, depending on the person.
Best suited for those who like Thai massage plus extras and don't mind the communal feel.
Quotes
"Exceptional job, you can instantly tell she is well trained in massage."
"Great massage, great way to end the day."
"Venue is clean, homely, but only thick curtains between rooms."
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